Justin: I’m seeing if Taako knows this, and I have a 16 out of 20 shot at–
Griffin: A 16 out of 20 shot of knowing the history of the inventor of math. In this fantasy world. Is what you’re rolling to check.
Justin: Like, the history of this fantasy world.
Griffin: A 16 out of–
Justin: Griffin, I love you, you’re my brother, but if my skill called ‘History’ does not literally help me with history trivia questions in a category called ‘History,’ what are we even fucking doing here?! This is Calvinball!
Griffin: Uh–yeah, you know the answer to this one. You have this fucking question dead to rights.
Justin: And I open my mouth, and what do I say?
Griffin: You say ‘Doug Math.’

The Adventure Zone, The Crystal Kingdom Chapter Four
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