miloticmimi:

defendarylegender:

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria:

amayas-scar:

100% agreed. okay folks it’s time for a HAIRSTYLE RANT (or should i say…. hairstyle discourse™???) 

Here, we have two classic examples of the “mullet,” also known colloquially as “business in the front, party in the back:”

example number one: ya boi billy cyrus. The classic mullet man, practically the Inventor of the Mullet as we know it today.

example number two. observe the “business” portion of the mullet, the shorter front that gives way to the “party” portion in the back.

Now. We turn our attention to the matter at hand.

our main man, keith. Look closely at his hair. Now, in my professional opinion, the front is much too long to be classified as “business,” while the back is too short to be called “party.” there is no way this hairstyle could be classified as a mullet. 

GOOD DAY TO U, SIR.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to disagree *dons glasses*

see, you appear to be focusing on the American-style, redneck mullet that persists today

But the birth and regime of Voltron: Defender of the Universe took place in the glitzy, space-obsessed dynasty that occupied 1981 to 1986. A time when the American Mullet and the European mullet went their separate ways to create two distinct mullet parties; American taking the middle classes by storm, while the European became the go-to choice for pop stars and the social elite.

Observe, if you will, John Taylor of Duran Duran

Not to mention the likes of Alex Lifeson (Rush), four members of London band Spandau Ballet, and the late, great David Bowie

not much business going on in the front here

Now let’s compare the original Keith with his new design

I think you’ll find Bono fits both bills

(In fact, there’s an entire Tumblr blog dedicated to this kind of glory.)

I think it’s fair to say that Keith has a pretty recognizable European mullet

voltron mullet discourse 

lowkey a shit post answer (bc i’m not rly an expert on hair by any means) but like

what if keith had an asian mullet

going off the headcanon that keith comes from asian descent and considering the fact that it is honestly one of the most emo haircuts ever

like yall