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pftones3482:

I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran. 

Ex: 

*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*

Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”

Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”

Lance: “An idiot sandwich”

Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”

Allura and Coran: ??????

..

Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”

Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”

..

*Lance slips and falls on something*

Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”

Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”

..

*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*

Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”

Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”

Lance: “There he is”

Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”

..

Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”

*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*

Allura: “We are in BATTLE”

..

Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”

Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”

Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”

Lance: OH MY GOD PID GE JUST SHUT UP
Pidge: Buy my silence for $8000 a month.
Coran: That seems like an unnecessary amount for silence. 

*

Keith: *roasts Lance*
Pidge: *airhorn noises*
Allure: What? Noises? Are? You? Making? And? Why?

*

Lance: *shoots someone*
Hunk: MMMM WATCHA SAAAYYYY
Allura: Paladins! We are in battle! Please focus!
Keith: *cuts someone down*
Hunk: MMMM WATCHA S–
Shiro: *knocks someone out*
Pidge: MMMM WATCHA SAAAAYY

*

Lance & Keith: *are gay*
Pidge: Oh my god, stop getting your gay everywhere.
Lance: That’s homophobic, Pidge. Macklemore didn’t die for this.
Coran: Who’s Macklemore? What did they die for?

*

Shiro: *gesturing to Pidge* Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
Allura: Why would Pidge be your son?

*

Keith: I’m Galra.
Shiro: *tries to hold it in*
Pidge: Don’t you do it.
Shiro: Hi, Galra–
Pidge: Shiro, I’m begging you.
Shiro: I’m dad!
Coran: Shiro, Pidge, please! This is serious!

*

*all of the paladins shouting at each other and throwing goo. it looks vicious. the kitchen is basically a war zone*
Allura: WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE!??
Coran: I DON’T KNOW! ONE OF THEM MENTIONED A DRESS AND NOW THEY’VE BROKEN DOWN INTO TWO FACTIONS! WHITE AND GOLD VERSUS BLUE AND BLACK!