Rule 1: PROTECT HER

Rule 2: APPRECIATE HER

Rule 3: IF YOU SEE HER WITH HER BLASTER JUST FUCKING RUN BECAUSE SHE’S BEEN LET DOWN SO OFTEN SHE HAS NO FEAR, I’VE SEEN A MERCY TAKE DOWN A ROADHOG, FUCKING RUN IF SHE’S COMING TOWARDS YOU

Rule 4: She cares about you