someone: hey do you have an extra hair tie??

me: no sorry :(

someone: but there’s one on your wrist

me: this is not…an…EXTRA hair tie… this is MY hair tie. this is THE hair tie. i’ve put my heart and soul into this hair tie. this hair tie is a masterpiece. i have spent weeks getting it to be the perfect amount of stretched to twist around my hair comfortably and not leave those dents and red marks on my wrists. this is NOT an EXTRA hair tie. this is my life’s work