cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree
cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal artsone of the most controversial, riveting posts in tumblrs short troubled history
Eating the sandwich while internally screaming = depressed edgelord novice healthcare professional with a vengeance.
cactus–girl: You really didn’t have to say that
Not cutting the sandwich at all= languages degree i was trying to translate a news article into farsi while i made this...
what if you eat party butties tho