bluemoonygirl:

omegaro:

tempered-fist:

mama-germany:

tempered-fist:

yoyo-the-goombah:

mama-germany:

mama-germany:

celticpyro:

mama-germany:

My boyfriends’ family got me a little something, I guess

That is one tiny ass phone.

and we got a smartass here

@yoyo-the-goombah see for yourself

*dies from second hand diabeetus*

She’s holding in front of the camera. Haven’t ya’ll heard of Forced Perspective?

I don’t know what you people want from me

It’s just being held on a string in front of the tree.

I like how we are more eager to believe in a tiny phone than a giant candy

“and we got a smartass here”