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Similarities Between Myself and Bilbo Baggins

  • Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
  • Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
  • Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
  • In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
  • Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
  • Would sleep through an entire battle