ok but just hear me out jared

you go live away from home, and in primary school you make some friends

you spend all your time together, you even make a little secret club

its fucking ride or die, you guys commit crimes together

but then your friends start calling you wormtail

they all get awesome ass names but they call you wormtail

to your face

for years

im just saying man, im just sayin

id kind of want them assassinated too