this cracks me up when i see people assuming the president changes tomorrow because im just imagining Clinton and Dump standing around outside. All their furniture on the White House lawn. two antsy move-in teams pacing around in the wet grass. trying to edge each other out like two people competing to get on the bus first.

and Obama is still inside occasionally peeping through the blinds, pacing around the empty house muttering “held this place down for 8 fucking years just try me”