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i want to punch whoever said “kill two birds with one stone”. how about you kill no birds asshole. how about you leave birds alone you piece of shit

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how abour we replace this idiom with a cuter, more bird friendly alternative:

hold two birds with one hand

its still retains its meaning of managing double efficiency while also happily implying that u have one whole other hand with which to hold birds