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i want to punch whoever said “kill two birds with one stone”. how about you kill no birds asshole. how about you leave birds alone you piece of shit

how abour we replace this idiom with a cuter, more bird friendly alternative:

hold two birds with one hand

its still retains its meaning of managing double efficiency while also happily implying that u have one whole other hand with which to hold birds




Oct 28.2016 | 48272notes -
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