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Millennial Job Search Gothic

deducecanoe:

tortillapunx:

• you have an interview next week. you always have an interview next week. The managers who interview you all seem to share the same pleasant, blank face. They promise to call you back in a few days. They never do.
  
• they say the minimum wage is going up soon. 
• you must have two years of experience. you must have five years of experience. you must have ten years of experience. experience in what, exactly? the job requirements bleed into an ancient latin text as you attempt to decipher them. 
• the people in the photos in the craigslist ads smile eerily at you. their eyes seem to follow you around the room even after you click away from the job posting.
• do not apply in person, the posting says. do not send in your resume. do not apply. we’ve lost too many employees to the creature as is.
• you plan on leaving your job soon. you’ve been planning on leaving your job soon for months. you keep making excuses as to why you haven’t left your job yet, but you know deep down that even if you put in your two weeks tomorrow, you wouldn’t leave the company as the same person you were when you applied. if they let you leave alive at all.
• you seem to see “help wanted” signs everywhere. when you enter and inquire about them, the employees wave you away. you hear their cries for help again as you leave.
• you are more than qualified for the job that you are applying to. you are over-qualified for the job you are applying to.
• you do not get the job.

Oh god.