“We arent sure yet”

“No more prawns lol”

“I don’t know but look how lucky we are to be alive to see it”

“time to chill for a few hours”

“If I’m completely MIA then it’s probably best you call, or text an ETA”

“It’s a hard life writing vampire porn but someone’s got to do it.”

“Don’t call me unless something is on fire.”

“Yeah, oh well.”