Aries looks like a human goldfish cracker

Taurus looks like darth maul undercover at a high school

Gemini looks like if you saw someone who you suspected of being two kids standing on each others’ shoulders and then you ripped away the trench coat and it was one single human person

Cancer looks like the movie the fly, if instead of a fly in the chamber with jeff goldblum it was like a big bowl of pasta salad

Leo looks like a ghost chef boyardee

Virgo looks like someone cut their face out of a magazine, is a human ransom note

Libra looks like they’re from a dark version of gift of the magi where they sold their face to buy a gift and their wife bought them like, a face scarf

Scorpio looks exactly like benedict cumberbatch

Sagittarius looks like one of those optical illusions; can you see the other face in this face?

Capricorn looks like they’re holding a bundle of dry spaghetti but the spaghetti is them

Aquarius look likes they’re being permanently pinched by two grandmas

Pisces looks like the crypt keeper is trying to sneak into a rave in the old west