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The signs as Monster Factory monster descriptions

  1. Aries: looks like a human goldfish cracker
  2. Taurus: looks like darth maul undercover at a high school
  3. Gemini: looks like if you saw someone who you suspected of being two kids standing on each others’ shoulders and then you ripped away the trench coat and it was one single human person
  4. Cancer: looks like the movie the fly, if instead of a fly in the chamber with jeff goldblum it was like a big bowl of pasta salad
  5. Leo: looks like a ghost chef boyardee
  6. Virgo: looks like someone cut their face out of a magazine, is a human ransom note
  7. Libra: looks like they’re from a dark version of gift of the magi where they sold their face to buy a gift and their wife bought them like, a face scarf
  8. Scorpio: looks exactly like benedict cumberbatch
  9. Sagittarius: looks like one of those optical illusions; can you see the other face in this face?
  10. Capricorn: looks like they’re holding a bundle of dry spaghetti but the spaghetti is them
  11. Aquarius: look likes they’re being permanently pinched by two grandmas
  12. Pisces: looks like the crypt keeper is trying to sneak into a rave in the old west



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