snakegay

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

sneeking

..go on…….

snakegay

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

gayscreaming

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

snakegay

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

gayscreaming

i say nothing

snakegay

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

gayscreaming

Thanks

snakegay

youre welcome