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Fellow Australians

July 2nd. Election Time mates. And a fucking double dissolution at that. Meaning we’re not just re-electing half of these politician types in the Senate and House of Reps, we’re re-electing ALL of them, making this hella important Make sure you check off this list heading into this election:

Other things to know:

  • Don’t cast a donkey vote! A double dissolution means YOU get to directly pick the individuals you want to vote for, you don’t have to assign your votes to a party to disperse how they like. This is important! We won’t get a chance to completely shake up both Houses like this is for a while.
  • Remember to obtain your Democracy Sausage one the way out of voting, as a BBQ should be somewhere near the voting facility. If one is not present, complain to the local authorities that your constitutional right to a Democracy Sausage is being infringed.