p Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero

Gryffindor actual description "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" *sees spider and screams*

Ravenclaw online description witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,

Ravenclaw actual description hasn't left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they're so deep into the Internet

Slytherin online description cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love

Slytherin actual description gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government

Hufflepuff online description kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes

Hufflepuff actual description smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose</p>