Holy fuck
The people who got the Pokemon Go beta test did data mining and apparently one of the “biomes” where different Pokemon are is “Place of Worship”
Battle the pope to get arceus confirmed
fuck this means im going to have to join a church to complete my pokedex
religion-locked pokemon
‘are you here to find god, my child?’
'ye’ *phone bleeps* 'oh thank arceus there it is’