dark-haired-hamlet:

clickholeofficial:

Do you have what it takes? Are you the kind of hero who can singlehandedly sin enough to turn Boston into the new Sodom, just like the Prophecies And Recipes section of the United States Constitution predicted would happen one day?

It’s time to get started! Go to Boston and start fucking and killing everything until the Lord destroys the city.

#i have no words. this is absolute genius. #the sheer amount of EFFORT this sort of world building must have taken #the attention to detail; the absurdism that somehow still makes sense #it’s like—it’s like if a @dril post were expanded and turned into a giant choose-your-own adventure. #that’s what this is and i have mad respect to clickhole for pulling it off [danishprince]