If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”

tbh i would go ahead and name persephone on account of mesperyian not being a real goddess lmao

the only reaction hades would have to you saying mesperyian would probably be him going “u mean that one fic from 2009 where i supposedly became “so lonely that i thought of persephone at ‘the most randomest’ times” ??”