brigwife

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

latitudeoctopus

Wait what? Then what do they use?

brigwife

they don’t have a word

catully

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

stagdoeandfawn

the fuck is a fortnight

owlcitymordred

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

theshadyslut

We say “two weeks”

carryonmy-assbutt

*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*

lupinatic

*hundreds of jars of vegemite also smash to the ground*