Douchey boy on train So, you’re heading into Manhattan?

Me Yes…?

Him Cool, cool. If you want I could give you my number, take you on a tour?

Me I am actually from the city, so I’m good.

Him Nice, nice. I go to COLUMBIA.

Me That’s great.

Him Columbia is an Ivy League.

Me I’m aware.

Him So where you go to school? I bet you’re a women’s college type of gal, am I right?

Me Nope.

Him Aww, too bad. I wish we had girls like you at Columbia, but I guess you can’t be pretty AND smart.

Me …

Him …

Me I go to Harvard.