I was at a client’s house to talk about building a website for their gardening business.
Client: How much for a website?
Me: That depends on…
Client: (interrupting) Just answer my question!
Me: As I was saying, it depends on what you want. The design, the number of pages required, et cetera. I have a list and based on that I can make a price.
Client: Tell me how fucking much it is! I have a $150 budget.
Me: That won’t even buy you the design.
Client: Bullshit! Complete bullshit! Just answer my question!
Client’s Wife: are you stupid? Just tell him how much!
Me: Goodbye.