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“I am very fucking convinced that spiders were put on this earth just to fuck with me! I was sitting here, minding my own goddamn business, and a little, tiny, 8-legged abomination came and crawled and sat on my leg! I didn’t even notice it until I looked down and you know what? I- I- I stood up and screamed and it just crawled away. I don’t even know where it is! I am a prisoner in my own home!”