khello my naem is milton i am from milton’s milton fectory
ohhh milton i see you have created many miltons from your miltons-ssm-mmff your milton molds
thenk yuo fro noticing. i have meny meeltons on seel for terty nine dolars apeece
tell me something-yees-my name is meelton and i would like a milton do you have miltons?
yees
reely?
YEES
how meeny miltons?
a LOT,
a meelion miltons?
EF you would like meelton i can get chu them but one meellion mey be askyng too mach
okey
you might want to go to a perfeshonal metlyon menyufectyoror
such as mory? mor-aiGH-mory only mekes mories tho he doosent maek meeltons
FUCK MORY
i know
hees has better prices tan me -nobady knows meelton like meelton-NOOO
okey
yees, do you hev meelk choklet meeltons?
one moer ting about dem-they melt in my meeltons-yes
not in my milt-
YEES. YES TO BOTH.
hhauhgghh.
ONE ting i hev to mention about MEELtinns
tell me this thing
dey ar raer
yes
enndey ar veypoisenus dunat eet.
bree-AUWFUCK! DEE mIE—DOUH ATE DE MEELK CHOKLET OEN-I ATE IT!!
do naht eeat.
WHUat do ido NOW?
meelk choklat onlee fer dekayreeshin.
whuh-de-whuhDEKERa-AWWHHHhhhhh, dEH-corashen
YES you ar dyeeng.
dochusa MMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMmm
yu are dying currently rite nyeh
thee first sign of dying is misunderstanding vowels
thEYcah!-the y call it “meelton’s melteeng”
oH NAY!
YEES.-hehehuhah!-YEES- I’M DEE-YNG!-veh verl-VEERLY RAER, but veery effEEctiff.
ay em DEEEEEEEEEAD
so-*mic rustle*-so come on down to meelton’s milton FEEctery wheur we weel seel u mEELtinz. terty nien dolars on sel eef you buy terty ate yuo get a dolar-uH uHH, nnh
i can get a deoller off a meelton?
a deller ouff.