Okay, but Dash having a crush on Danny Phantom and, while he insists he’s straight, he’s not really secretive about it either because it’s basically a joke in the school that everyone has a crush on Danny Phantom and Danny Fenton is just like *uncomfortable muffled screaming*
AHAHAHHAHAHA BUT OKAY EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL WOULD TOTALLY BE FANNING OVER HIM HOW AWKWARD WOULD THAT GET LIKE??? XD
Danny passing the A-listers in the hall and overhearing someone say, “Did ya see Phantom the other day? He was looking hella fine like damn I’d do him” only to have them all glare at him and call him a freak as he passed. And Danny is just like “I don’t know whats more awkward, everyone talking about screwing me, or the fact that they talked about screwing me only to turn and call me a freak in the same breath. This is fucked up”