aries magical pony with the rage of a thousand suns

taurus nice but secretly the devil

gemini do u even kno how to shut up

cancer drama queen

leo ur ego is bigger than ur entire body

virgo nERD

libra u flirt with everyone. boys. girls. urself. ur food. it makes everyone uncomfortable

scorpio ur hot shit and u kno it but u scare everybody

sagittarius i can't tell if ur really nice but secretly a bitch or a bitch but secretly really nice

capricorn trash

aquarius what a fucking weirdo

pisces i could literally punch u in the face and still not be able to get ur full attention