Karkat:
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST UTTER? YOUR OPINION IS APPRECIATED AS MUCH AS AN INFLAMMATORY REACTION TO AN UNCLEANED LOAD GAPER. YOU CAN KINDLY ATTEMPT TO PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH WHATEVER BLUNT INSTRUMENT YOU CAN REACH FOR WITH YOUR UGLY, SAUSAGEY EXCUSE FOR ARMS. MAN, WAXING OFF MUST BE A NIGHTMARE FOR YOU, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANY CHANCE OF GETTING ANYONE TO HELP YOU WITH THAT UNLESS YOUR ASS UGLY LUSUS HOLDS IT IN PLACE! IF HIDEOUS ASS FACES WERE A CONTRABAND OBJECT THEY WOULD SUBJECT ME TO THE MOST PAINFUL TORTURE BEFORE KILLING ME JUST FOR BEING SOMEWHERE IN YOUR VICINITY, BECAUSE YOU ARE A *THE* PINNACLE OF BLINDINGLY HIDEOUS ASS GAPER FACED DOUCHE MCGEES. I CAN'T EVEN-