Guy:
Have a nice evening. What does that even mean? If I've just had a divorce am I going to have a nice evening? If my mother just died am I going to have a nice evening? Just say good evening. It's formal and to the point.
Me:
...
Me:
good evening then.
*Later is a group of 21 year olds, all buying alcohol*
Me:
[getting flustered as the line at my checkout is super long] can I see ID?
First dude:
of course! Pass them down boys we can make this easier for her. Calm down, you're doing great.
Do people genuinely still think young people are the worst customers?