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scaredpotter

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

ave-aria

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

fastpacedfreefall

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

perfectparamour

Oh my god it got so much better.

gingersnapwolves

Snape takes a shot

thesquirrelisonfire

A bunch of drunk Slytherin kids giggling in the nursery is more than I could’ve asked for

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