The most shocking facts I’ve learned about countries that aren’t Australia are:

• You don’t have the word ‘uni’.
• You don’t have tim-tams.
• You don’t have a dude who delivers mail on a dirt bike in a fluorescent jacket.
• You don’t call red-heads ‘Rangas’.
• YOUR DEFINITION OF BISCUITS ARE COOKIES AND WHEN WE ASK ABOUT BISCUITS YOU HAND US A LOAF OF BREAD?????????????????????????
• GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING