Michael You don't drink the milk in your cereal?

Gavin Nah, it's got bits of soggy crap in it!

Michael All the cereal you just ate. "It's got bits of disgusting shit I just ate!"

Geoff It's got bits of the exact same thing you put in your body seventeen seconds ago.

Gavin It's got smaller versions of it and it's all sloppy.

Michael Well maybe if it's sloppy you take too long to eat your cereal.

Geoff Here's the deal, apparently Gavin has a size issue with his cereal. if it shrinks in size its inedible.

Gavin It's the stuff your spoon missed when you're eating.

Geoff Well maybe you shouldn't eat so much of the fucking spoon it's not rocket science.

Michael I don't even understand that! If I miss spaghetti on a plate I go for it on the next try.

Gavin Yeah but what if it's like an inch of spaghetti? You're just gonna be like "Ah, screw it."

Michael Also, Gavin, you avoid that problem because the leftover milk will carry all of those bits out when you drink the milk.

Gavin Nahhh it goes all soggy...

Michael Again, it doesn't get soggy if you eat your cereal in a timely manner. Don't take an hour and a half to eat cereal.

Geoff Gavin has a window, a ninety second window to eat his cereal.

Gavin So... You pour cereal in, you chomp it, and you just do an immediate shot of whatevers left in like sixty seconds?

Michael Gavin, it takes like fucking minutes to get soggy.

Geoff It takes more than minutes, it takes like fifteen minutes.

Michael Minutes, and minutes, it's a bowl of cereal, not a vat.

Ryan Ah, it depends on the kind of cereal...

Gavin Has you ever had Weetabix? That stuff gets soggy immediately.

Geoff NOBODY'S HAD WEETABIX BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA.

Ryan What the fuck is a Weetabix?

Michael Absolutely correct, I've never had Weetabix.

Geoff We've got Lucky Charms, Golden Grahams, Captain Crunch, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Froot Loops--

Gavin ALL OF YOUR CEREAL IS PEOPLE'S NAMES. It doesn't make any sense!

Jack Yeah "Froot Loops", my buddy Froot Loops.

Ryan HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT COUNT CHOCULA.

Michael Yeah and "Frosted Mini-Wheats". Fuckin' "HEY, CHEERIO, HOW YA DOIN?"

Geoff It makes more sense to take a real word like "wheat" and mix it with a fake word like "bix".

Gavin Like a- Like bix, like-

Geoff Light a lighter? LIKE A BIC LIGHTER? LIKE WHEAT AND A LIGHTER TOGETHER? Mmm, wheat and propane.

Gavin Like a play on buiscuit like... bic- bicx- bix.

Geoff Bix is a play on biscuit?

Gavin Like a wheat biscuit-- Like weetabix.

Jack What'd you call me?

Michael Triscuit? Is that what you're trying to say?

Geoff TRISCUITS STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK.

Ryan Why would you put Triscuits in milk? Who would do that?

Gavin And you've got Graham! And Captain Crunch!--

Michael Oh, we're starting? Let's Play. Jesus Christ.

Gavin So that's all cut right?

Michael I'd say that cereal bit should definitely be in.

Ryan No that's definitely going in.

Geoff That was gold, dude.