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The biggest debate in Achievement Hunter History

  1. Michael: You don't drink the milk in your cereal?
  2. Gavin: Nah, it's got bits of soggy crap in it!
  3. Michael: All the cereal you just ate. "It's got bits of disgusting shit I just ate!"
  4. Geoff: It's got bits of the exact same thing you put in your body seventeen seconds ago.
  5. Gavin: It's got smaller versions of it and it's all sloppy.
  6. Michael: Well maybe if it's sloppy you take too long to eat your cereal.
  7. Geoff: Here's the deal, apparently Gavin has a size issue with his cereal. if it shrinks in size its inedible.
  8. Gavin: It's the stuff your spoon missed when you're eating.
  9. Geoff: Well maybe you shouldn't eat so much of the fucking spoon it's not rocket science.
  10. Michael: I don't even understand that! If I miss spaghetti on a plate I go for it on the next try.
  11. Gavin: Yeah but what if it's like an inch of spaghetti? You're just gonna be like "Ah, screw it."
  12. Michael: Also, Gavin, you avoid that problem because the leftover milk will carry all of those bits out when you drink the milk.
  13. Gavin: Nahhh it goes all soggy...
  14. Michael: Again, it doesn't get soggy if you eat your cereal in a timely manner. Don't take an hour and a half to eat cereal.
  15. Geoff: Gavin has a window, a ninety second window to eat his cereal.
  16. Gavin: So... You pour cereal in, you chomp it, and you just do an immediate shot of whatevers left in like sixty seconds?
  17. Michael: Gavin, it takes like fucking minutes to get soggy.
  18. Geoff: It takes more than minutes, it takes like fifteen minutes.
  19. Michael: Minutes, and minutes, it's a bowl of cereal, not a vat.
  20. Ryan: Ah, it depends on the kind of cereal...
  21. Gavin: Has you ever had Weetabix? That stuff gets soggy immediately.
  22. Geoff: NOBODY'S HAD WEETABIX BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA.
  23. Ryan: What the fuck is a Weetabix?
  24. Michael: Absolutely correct, I've never had Weetabix.
  25. Geoff: We've got Lucky Charms, Golden Grahams, Captain Crunch, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Froot Loops--
  26. Gavin: ALL OF YOUR CEREAL IS PEOPLE'S NAMES. It doesn't make any sense!
  27. Jack: Yeah "Froot Loops", my buddy Froot Loops.
  28. Ryan: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT COUNT CHOCULA.
  29. Michael: Yeah and "Frosted Mini-Wheats". Fuckin' "HEY, CHEERIO, HOW YA DOIN?"
  30. Geoff: It makes more sense to take a real word like "wheat" and mix it with a fake word like "bix".
  31. Gavin: Like a- Like bix, like-
  32. Geoff: Light a lighter? LIKE A BIC LIGHTER? LIKE WHEAT AND A LIGHTER TOGETHER? Mmm, wheat and propane.
  33. Gavin: Like a play on buiscuit like... bic- bicx- bix.
  34. Geoff: Bix is a play on biscuit?
  35. Gavin: Like a wheat biscuit-- Like weetabix.
  36. Jack: What'd you call me?
  37. Michael: Triscuit? Is that what you're trying to say?
  38. Geoff: TRISCUITS STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK.
  39. Ryan: Why would you put Triscuits in milk? Who would do that?
  40. Gavin: And you've got Graham! And Captain Crunch!--
  41. Michael: Oh, we're starting? Let's Play. Jesus Christ.
  42. Gavin: So that's all cut right?
  43. Michael: I'd say that cereal bit should definitely be in.
  44. Ryan: No that's definitely going in.
  45. Geoff: That was gold, dude.



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