The Signs as Moody Teens

Aries seems sweet at first; is fascinated with the dead, and it's kinda creepy

Taurus your typical dweeb who has yet to discover their true potential

Gemini the epitome of a nerd

Cancer a hard-shelled, angry individual with a warm, gooey center

Leo a precious angel who kills things with their own two hands

Virgo the mother of the group

Libra the hyperactive one who's always talking

Scorpio do not trust this one under any circumstances

Sagittarius has the body of a jock and the mind of an electronics expert

Capricorn oh boy

Aquarius hipster douchebag

Pisces a friendly optimist who's often excited