Thorin - You said you would visit!
Bilbo - I SAW YOU JUST LAST WINTER
Thorin - AND ITS SUMMER WHATS YOUR POINT

Bilbo - Also why are you wearing that god awful coat in the middle of the summer.

Don't worry Lad, he's just .... odd

Thorin - YOU'VE BEEN RAISING OUR SON.
Bilbo - HE'S NOT EVEN A DWARF.
Thorin - My hobbit son