sigh im exhausted. i mean woo family woo christmas that was fun, but half the time they were just verifying what i was saying in that readmore yesterday

christian jokingly threatened to hurt me twice and i got called a prissy princess each time i said ‘can you not’ and wouldnt stop making snide comments (and id get in trouble when i spoke back, too) with my cousin as the support chorus

and i got roped into making the mojitos (which no one in the family knows how to make) and nigh immediately mum started 'joking’ about how slow i was, how nobody would get a drink at this rate (during my first ever one, yknow when youre reading the recipe) and didnt stop when i asked her to, and when i said 'are you done?’ she told me not to be rude

like

thats a near-exact quote of what i wrote last night

i guess im not allowed to be offended in this house

visiting home really helps remind you why you dont live at home