Women Why do men spit in public?

Men Where ELSE should we spit? On you??? Do you want us to spit on YOU!?! Alright, FINE.

Women A teenage girls bra strap shouldn't be a reason to send her home.

Men Okay. Okay, alright. Alright, okay, okay. Well why don't I just PULL MY DICK OUT IN CLASS THEN!?!?

Women A person should have the right to an abortion.

Men Ohhhhh women want abortions! Well men should be able to rape them, that seems like the logical equivalent of this situation.

Women Women need to defend themselves from violent men.

Men Oh, what, you can hit me but I can't hit you!? why CAN'T I hit you? WHEN can I hit you??? Tell me when I can hit you, please. I want to know. I need to know.

Women Men overreact a lot.

Men WHOA. Why would you go there? Why do you generalize all men like that? I feel so attacked. This is so hurtful.

Men This is why no one likes feminists.