JAKE: YOU KILLED DIRK AND ROXYS BRO AND MOM RESPECTIVELY!
JAKE: OR YOU WILL LATER I THINK AND I CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN!
ARANEA: No, no, Jake, that was in another universe! Or, I mean……..
JAKE: I WONT LET YOU TURN MY PLANET INTO WATERWORLD!
JAKE: THAT MOVIE WAS GREAT! BUT NOT *THAT* GREAT!
ARANEA: She isn’t the same person though! I mean, she is, 8ut……..
JAKE: I CANT LET YOU EXPLOIT YOUR BAKED GOODS EMPIRE TO MASSACRE THE HUMAN RACE!
ARANEA: She won’t grow up to do any of that! She’s the pre-scratch version who…….
ARANEA: You see, the 8atterwitch you’re talking a8out was a totally different, uh……..
JAKE: OVER MY DEAD BODY AM I GONNA LET YOU STICK A PAIR OF STINKIN JUGGALOS IN THE WHITEHOUSE!
ARANEA: Augh, why does this all have to 8e so complicated to explain!!!!!!!!
JAKE: KARATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *CHOP!*
MEENAH: oof
“you’re the guy who wrote that horrible story with all the fake daves!
you’re behind all this, aren’t you! i dunno how i know that, but i can just feel it!
you’re the one who vriska and her pirate pals are all trying to stop! it was you who put all this into motion in some way i don’t really understand! which means you’re responsible for like a trillion people dying, and universes blowing up, and all my friends getting scattered around and acting like idiots, and my dad being dead!
ok, maybe you’re not totally responsible for us acting like idiots, most of that is on us! but all that other bad stuff is your fault somehow, isn’t it!
I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!”
thats a pretty strong parallel haha
also reminds me of this line again from this page lol 008476
ARANEA: Surely you remem8er the first time we met? And what we talked a8out?
JAKE: Yeah.
JAKE: Um.
JAKE: Mostly?
ARANEA: I once spoke of your destiny. The one where8y you will deal the Lord of Time his first defeat. Do you recall?Aranea totally saw John pulling a Jake and thought it was Jake being a mindless idiot once again haha!