WAIT WAIT OKAY SO ABOUT THE UPDATE THING EVERYONE SHOULD JUST CALM DOWN LET ME TELL YOU WHY

NONE OF IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

IT’S JUST A DOOMED TIMELINE

WE WERE LITERALLY GIVEN WARNING OF THIS BEFORE IT HAPPENED

IN CASE YOU DON’T RECALL, THIS IS THE PAGE.

AND IF YOU’RE TOO LAZY TO READ ALL OF THAT, JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT

I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK TOO GUYS

BUT THERE’S NO WAY THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED THIS IS EVIDENCE EITHER THAT OR JOHN’S GLITCHING WILL FIX IT SOMEHOW

AT LEAST I REALLY HOPE

KARKAT WHY