rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

• timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
• connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
• colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
• gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

• white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
• he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
• relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
• looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
• can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know