answered:
EB: uuuuuh, i have no idea what you are talking about!
EB: who said anything about pranks??
EB: i have never committed a prank in my life, and if someone were to discover something of the prank variety it would not be my fault.
EB: so you must feel pretty dumb right now.
CG:… WHY?
CG: WHY ME? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME? WHAT DID I EVER TO TO DESERVE TO THE TARGET OF ALL YOUR STUPID PRANKS? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS INVOLVE SOMETHING OF MINE BREAKING OR SOME SORT OF STRANGE FOAMING SUBSTANCE ON MY PERSON? FUCK YOU EGBERT. JUST FUCK YOU.