How I imagine it went down

i heard a soft almost staticky noise in my right earphone and i spent like five minutes looking through my tags to find out what was making the noise

until i remembered i wasnt wearing earphones and that sound i heard was someone hosing their car outside my window

princessloon:

if you tHINK im gonna rewatch this 50 episode anime with you just because you havent seen it then you are absolutely right sit down we are marathoning this.

sashaforthewin:

So you know how in Battle of Five Armies they show Sauron in this ball of flame and it looks like the Eye of Sauron?

So I can’t stop laughing about this because I keep imagining all of LoTR taking place with Sauron just standing on the top of Barad-dûr and just walking around looking at stuff.

“dang, where’d that hobbit go?”

wolfpupy:

have you experienced the healing power of sending me 60 dollars

i love how i only get sudden bursts of followers immediately after having a sudden burst of unfollowers

mineapple:

cuts off long, ‘feminine’ hair

ironically feels cuter than i have in a long-ass while

i see you there eue
i think youll be glad to know that this haircut was vastly more successful than the last time i got it done short :P

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actually that reminds me of something funny that happened when i was younger

i was talking to a male friend in middle school and i mentioned that i was thinking about cuting my hair short, and he told me not too. ‘short hair doesnt look good on girls, its not girly’ etc etc blah blah blah

i smiled and didnt reply but that day i went to the hairdresser and got it all cut off- boyishly short partially to spite him

i dont think we talked after that lmao

cuts off long, ‘feminine’ hair

ironically feels cuter than i have in a long-ass while