I always see people asking, “How do I choose a kitten that will become a loving and outgoing adult cat?” Here is my foolproof, never-fail method:
- Step 1: Go to your local animal shelter.
- Step 2: Adopt a loving and outgoing adult cat.
CAPRICORN, taurus, virgo, gemini, aquarius, scorpio
THIS MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON EARTH
don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it
The Lamest Pokemon Battle 💨 (FX: Danny Gonzalez)
YOU, SIR, ARE A GIFT TO HUMANITY AND ALL OF HUMAN KIND
are you fucking kidding me
avatar furby takes their place in this world to restore peace and balance
I love bringing Varric to any area even remotely dwarven because everyone is like ‘Varric, what is this?’ and his response is always ‘I don’t fucking know????’
sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic
Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after a nun put her over her knee and spanked her. Christians just can’t seem to get anything right.
Lmfao my fave post now has an even better comment