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kgdoodles:

Remember to seal ur makeup before going to the Stormcoast




Mar 11.2015 | 8466notes -
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The biggest debate in Achievement Hunter History

  1. Michael: You don't drink the milk in your cereal?
  2. Gavin: Nah, it's got bits of soggy crap in it!
  3. Michael: All the cereal you just ate. "It's got bits of disgusting shit I just ate!"
  4. Geoff: It's got bits of the exact same thing you put in your body seventeen seconds ago.
  5. Gavin: It's got smaller versions of it and it's all sloppy.
  6. Michael: Well maybe if it's sloppy you take too long to eat your cereal.
  7. Geoff: Here's the deal, apparently Gavin has a size issue with his cereal. if it shrinks in size its inedible.
  8. Gavin: It's the stuff your spoon missed when you're eating.
  9. Geoff: Well maybe you shouldn't eat so much of the fucking spoon it's not rocket science.
  10. Michael: I don't even understand that! If I miss spaghetti on a plate I go for it on the next try.
  11. Gavin: Yeah but what if it's like an inch of spaghetti? You're just gonna be like "Ah, screw it."
  12. Michael: Also, Gavin, you avoid that problem because the leftover milk will carry all of those bits out when you drink the milk.
  13. Gavin: Nahhh it goes all soggy...
  14. Michael: Again, it doesn't get soggy if you eat your cereal in a timely manner. Don't take an hour and a half to eat cereal.
  15. Geoff: Gavin has a window, a ninety second window to eat his cereal.
  16. Gavin: So... You pour cereal in, you chomp it, and you just do an immediate shot of whatevers left in like sixty seconds?
  17. Michael: Gavin, it takes like fucking minutes to get soggy.
  18. Geoff: It takes more than minutes, it takes like fifteen minutes.
  19. Michael: Minutes, and minutes, it's a bowl of cereal, not a vat.
  20. Ryan: Ah, it depends on the kind of cereal...
  21. Gavin: Has you ever had Weetabix? That stuff gets soggy immediately.
  22. Geoff: NOBODY'S HAD WEETABIX BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA.
  23. Ryan: What the fuck is a Weetabix?
  24. Michael: Absolutely correct, I've never had Weetabix.
  25. Geoff: We've got Lucky Charms, Golden Grahams, Captain Crunch, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Froot Loops--
  26. Gavin: ALL OF YOUR CEREAL IS PEOPLE'S NAMES. It doesn't make any sense!
  27. Jack: Yeah "Froot Loops", my buddy Froot Loops.
  28. Ryan: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT COUNT CHOCULA.
  29. Michael: Yeah and "Frosted Mini-Wheats". Fuckin' "HEY, CHEERIO, HOW YA DOIN?"
  30. Geoff: It makes more sense to take a real word like "wheat" and mix it with a fake word like "bix".
  31. Gavin: Like a- Like bix, like-
  32. Geoff: Light a lighter? LIKE A BIC LIGHTER? LIKE WHEAT AND A LIGHTER TOGETHER? Mmm, wheat and propane.
  33. Gavin: Like a play on buiscuit like... bic- bicx- bix.
  34. Geoff: Bix is a play on biscuit?
  35. Gavin: Like a wheat biscuit-- Like weetabix.
  36. Jack: What'd you call me?
  37. Michael: Triscuit? Is that what you're trying to say?
  38. Geoff: TRISCUITS STAY CRUNCHY IN MILK.
  39. Ryan: Why would you put Triscuits in milk? Who would do that?
  40. Gavin: And you've got Graham! And Captain Crunch!--
  41. Michael: Oh, we're starting? Let's Play. Jesus Christ.
  42. Gavin: So that's all cut right?
  43. Michael: I'd say that cereal bit should definitely be in.
  44. Ryan: No that's definitely going in.
  45. Geoff: That was gold, dude.



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cthulhu-with-a-fez:

imarriedcheese:

abookwormcalledellie:

thewafflemonster:

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.

Does that mean colour is like

a pigment of your imagination.

YOU FUCKING DIDN’T

Huehuehue

 




Mar 11.2015 | 787177notes -
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johanirae:

detenebrate:

0xymoronic:

shitarianasays:

theeyesinthenight:

the-sonic-screw:

platinumpixels:

volpesvolpes:

unseilie:

sarahvonkrolock:

gaysexagainstawall:

them-days-was-olden-as-fuck:

The spread of the black death.

Poland

Poland, tell us your secret.

Poland is the old new Madagascar. 

If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there. 

Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.

Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it. 

I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.

Damn Italy, you scary.

Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”

Milan:Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”

Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.

Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world. 

WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL

When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.

Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!

And parents said teh internet is not educational.




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|| PLAYED 7511 TIMES.



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h-ikari:

The seventh day of March.




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strider-inquire:

more lethal than bec noir




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goldenboydean:

captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

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Mar 10.2015 | 233172notes -
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wyattsalazar:

the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came to the USA i didn’t know a single person who was pressured by their parents to leave the house because they’re “too old to stay there” or whatever. in puerto rico it is really common to stay with your parents until they and you are both stable enough that you can leave. whaddaya know, there are cultures that don’t place a stigma on being poor or wanting to care for your family or needing your family to care for you for some other reason




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diaemyung:

Me every time watch Big hero 6




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dil-howlters-mirror:

SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT

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AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE

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THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND

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I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM

BUT THE N

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I’MM CRYING




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meltesh28:

*does one homestuck art every fifty years* 




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