Smash Bros Announcer:
MEGAMAN!
MARIO!
LUIGI!
PIKACHU!!
greninja~~ ;)
GANONDORF!
MARTH!
Bowser!……jr.
DUCK. HUNT.
steven universe is such an emotional roller coaster ride holy fUCK

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE
*reblogs something* *post explaining why it’s problematic 2 minutes later* shit
If you follow me, you’ve probably seen my campaign before. But there are some things that I have avoided talking about and I feel that if I’m asking people to please help me, you guys deserve to know the truth.
My mom started dating my step dad when I was two, so unfortunately I don’t know a life without him in it. My first memory? I was being knocked out of a chair at five years old. This was the start of the next decade of hell for me. Over the next ten years, my mom “left” my step dad over fifteen times. Every time, she returned to him. Regardless of how badly he treated me, she always went back. He was extremely verbally and emotionally abusive, and although he was not often physically abusive, when he was, it was intense and horrifying.
At one point when I was six years old, he refused to buy my mother and I any food because I am not his biological child. Because of this, I only ate at school and had to steal food from the store to eat at home.
He threatened to “chop” me up into pieces and “put me down the garbage disposal” so nobody would find the remains. He threatened to murder my mom and I many times throughout the years.
Another point in time, he would turn the water supply off when he left the house so that we could not use it without his permission.
From the time I was five until we left permanently at fourteen, he constantly called me a fat cunt, a waste of space, told me I should have been aborted, constantly made fun of my weight, told me I’d never find love, etc. This man was extremely emotionally and verbally abusive towards me. When I was 14, he forced me to sleep in a cricket and beetle infested basement that flooded all of the time.
I wasn’t allowed to have friends over, I wasn’t allowed to do anything or go places. No internet, no phone, no contact with anyone he didn’t want me to contact.
I was bullied very badly in school (I went to 10 schools and was bullied at all of them,) and because my home life was toxic as well, I had no safe haven.
When I got my dog, she was like my saving grace. The little beacon of hope I needed. He abused her as well, one time throwing her against the garage door when she wouldn’t stay in the spot he told her to.
When I was 14, I took action against him and he told my mom I had to leave his home.
He has been in and out of my life since then, of course not by my choice.
My mother may attribute that situation to her issues, but I find no excuse for her abuse either. My mother has not been a parent to me and because of risk of this getting back to her, please message me if you want to know specifics.
Since we left him when I was 14, we have been homeless three times.
I have been homeless since early July 2014. I have no family or friends who can help, and because I am disabled (and not receiving disability benefits) the only source of income I have had in the past year was from sex work. For certain reasons, I can’t continue sex work right now. Therefore, I have no home, and I have no income.
My dog is currently living with my cousin who I stayed with temporarily this year (extremely toxic environment. I was having panic attacks daily, I was unable to sleep because I had literally nowhere to sleep. I have a chronic bone disease so the floor is not an option, and he asked me to leave for reasons I can explain in a message, if you’re interested in details.)
My dog can not stay there for very long. I am currently renting a temporary room from a friend’s family member. I can not stay here past February.I hate asking for help because it is a strong goal of mine to be independent, but I have to. I am asking for help raising $3,600 in time to move. This will pay for a new home including the pet deposit so I can be reunited with my dog. It will also pay for groceries and bills to start.
I need help, and I don’t know what to do.
I have anxiety and obsessive compulsive disorder. This situation has elevated my anxiety attacks and is preventing me from staying optimistic like I want to be. I am harboring a lot of pain, and this is the way to feel better; to be out of this situation.The link to my gofundme is in the post, and there is a PayPal donation button on my blog.
Please, even if you can’t help, reblog this. I appreciate it so much.
I absolutely love all of you and I thank you for taking the time to read this.I have a month, guys. I’ve seen tumblr miracles in 24 hours, I have faith that you guys will continue to create miracles and I want to thank those of you who are reblogging and contributing to create a miracle for my dog and I. You’re all absolute angels and I love you so much.
The thing about satire involving Tony Abbott is that his actual comments are so bafflingly horrible that you don’t actually need to add anything to them to make them sound satirical.
“Tony Abbott responds to UN’s finding that Australia has breached the international convention of torture by saying that ‘Australians are sick of being lectured to by the United Nations’”
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This is a thing our Prime Minister actually did
Yeah tbh lack of lgbt spaces really hurts. I want to meet other lgbt+ people in a situation that is not inherently sexual, alcoholic or online.
If you take out dating, internet, and clubbing, you pretty much eliminate any reason you’d have to segregate anyways. Literally just go out and make friends, and then make more friends, and eventually you’ll meet some that are lgbt+. If you’re in a hurry, start at like Starbucks or something.
*goes to nearest starbucks* HEY WHO’S GAY HERE
harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson
“Son, did you or did you not place your name in this stupid fire cup?”
“Welcome back to school, children. This year, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be this woman from the Ministry of Magic. Why the government is interfering in the affairs of a private institution is beyond me. If you have any complaints, please do not bring them to me. End of speech.”
Tony Porter: A Call To Men
"Tony is the original visionary and co-founder behind A CALL TO MEN: The National Association of Men and Women Committed to Ending Violence Against Women. He is the author of "Well Meaning Men...Breaking Out of the Man Box - Ending Violence Against Women" and the visionary for the book, NFL Dads Dedicated to Daughters.
Tony's message of accountability is welcome and supported by many grassroots and established organizations. He’s currently working with numerous domestic and sexual violence programs, the National Football League, the National Basketball Association, colleges and universities around the country. He has worked with the United States Military Academy at West Point and the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis.
Tony is an international lecturer for the U.S. State Department having worked in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, United Kingdom and Brazil. In addition, he has been a guest presenter for the United Nations' Commission on the Status of Women and has been a script consultant for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit." - (x)

This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man
No. A lot of women don’t go to cosmetology classes to learn how to do hair, they have the experience from growing up-their mom doing their hair, Then experimenting which what they can do themselves. This guy probably had short hair his entire life with no clue on what to do. He didn’t just look up how to do a ponytail, he paid for actual classes so that he could do his little daughters hair in cool and creative ways so that SHE gets the learning experience and learns how to do it her own and then can go to school with fabulous.
This is A+ daddy right here, he went above and beyond because he knows that he lack in certain areas where a mom would pick this up. Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.
this is exactly what would happen if u and ur best friend both had superpowers

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.
i for one welcome our new overlords
also that scientist is p cute, i like his beard