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sitcorn:

“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”

“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”




Mar 23.2015 | 270667notes -
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kaijutegu:

And the winner of this year’s Oscar for Best Original Score is…




Mar 23.2015 | 366892notes -
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ehllo please spread this to let rebecca sugar know i have good ideas for steven unvierse

yume-nikki:

idea 1: give sadie a motorbike

idea 2: sadie gets a gf




Mar 23.2015 | 17561notes -
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Reblog and tag with an inside joke between you and your best friend




Mar 23.2015 | 55958notes -
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kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?




Mar 23.2015 | 564825notes -
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zedrin-maybe:

I decided to do this

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Mar 23.2015 | 52873notes -
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Don't do this to children

  1. Parent: What's wrong???? Why are you sad??
  2. Child: I can't tell you
  3. Parent: WHY??? You can tell me anything!! I'll always support you! Don't be afraid!
  4. Child: *describes a problem that has something to do with something the parent did*
  5. Parent: WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING THE BAD GUY, I AM THE PARENT AND YOU ARE THE CHILD *screams for 3 days*
  6. Later
  7. Parent: What's wrong? Why are you sad?
  8. Child:
  9. Child:
  10. Child: ...nothing. i'm okay



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teenageunderdog:

westartthemania:

deprivxd:

“women shouldn’t be able to get abortions because it was their choice to have sex” so we should refuse treatment for people with lung cancer because it was their choice to smoke. “not all people with lung cancer smoked though” yEAH AND NOT ALL WOMEN WHO ARE PREGNANT WILLINGLY HAD SEX YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

AND CONSENT TO SEX IS NOT CONSENT TO PREGNANCY




Mar 23.2015 | 301697notes -
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ohdaeman:

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tuesday again??

image

no problem…………..




Mar 23.2015 | 10395notes -
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loracarol:

I don’t care if you don’t like space puns

I like space puns

comet me bro




Mar 23.2015 | 203617notes -
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daniellemertina:

vivalasmilez:

starllex:

mysharona1987:

And this matters…how?

Jesus.

Holy fucking shit it’s like they’re not even trying to hide that they’re demonizing black people

Smh

This is *exactly* how they reported lynchings back in the day. They’d justify them based on saying the Black person was a criminal. Just history repeating itself. Very little has changed.




Mar 23.2015 | 73327notes -
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racism     murder     hate crime    

anue:

It’s just a cartoon.



Mar 23.2015 | 106238notes -
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NSFW SU Art Will Now Be Found Under the “Stephen Galaxy” Tag

roachpatrol:

bunniegurl531:

meekbot:

In addition to tagging porn with NSFW, I will now be putting all gem smut and related NSFW art under the tag “Stephen Galaxy.” I encourage other smut artists to do the same, in order to keep smut art organized and accessible to those who seek it, as well as keeping it out of the main tag and away from minors.

As a general reminder, as well as those who are unfamiliar, this blog is NSFW and contains material unsuitable for minors. If you are under 18, under the legal age in your country of origin, or if it is otherwise unlawful for you to view adult material, please do not view this blog. Thank you.

That’s a REALLY good idea. Keep the tag safe for kids.

oh, i like this




Mar 23.2015 | 9570notes -
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important    

jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.




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lolstitanic:

babybabybabybaby-rightontime:

actual—ninja:

just-shower-thoughts:

“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.

stop

FUCK I JUST GOT IT




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