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Apr 7.2015 | 573706notes -
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PUPY    

amazighprincex:

the “woman is telling male romantic interest that she is upset about something and said male romantic interest shuts her up by kissing her without her permission and she struggles briefly but then melts into the kiss and she’s done being angry now because all she really needed was, not to have her concerns listened to, but instead to be sexually assaulted into silence, because men get to decide how valid women’s feelings are and how those feelings should be dealt with, I guess, and then they make out” is one of the most disgusting tropes I have ever laid my eyes on and it needs to die right now immediately




Apr 7.2015 | 188289notes -
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literal-ghost:

askoverlordfox:

armaturenine:

Introducing the new 2014.9 version of Armature Nine (A9)! Now available at www.armaturenine.com (complete sets if you scroll to the bottom of the page)

THE AWESOME armatures I keep fussing about on my FA. Go now my fellow artists! buy all the awesome! 

GOOD HEAVENS YES.




Apr 7.2015 | 62473notes -
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korrasforevergirl:

risaellen:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

image

-screams in fear-




Apr 7.2015 | 897181notes -
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crimpeekodraws:

Rose Quartz and Pearl fusion prompt, Morganite!




Apr 7.2015 | 52679notes -
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mccue90:

deckitout:

emifail:

this is literally how we play dnd

this isn’t even a joke

if you play DnD and haven’t seen this video then you are missing out…if you have then here it is again for your viewing pleasure

if you don’t play dnd and want to, then here is just a taste of what you are in for!




Apr 7.2015 | 88336notes -
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summary of the harry potter series

  1. harry: guys something's up
  2. everyone: ah u're just paranoid
  3. voldemort: hello children time for death



Apr 7.2015 | 480797notes -
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every starter trio ever + evolutions

  1. Water: round thing with fins > more fins> spiky thing with fins
  2. Fire: cute thing > weird pubescent stage > baDASS THING
  3. Grass: ??? leaf > ????? leaves > ?????????? more leaves



Apr 7.2015 | 2notes -
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watching a bunch of comedians while i work

first few minutes: haha this guy is funny

after that: this guy has made three sexist jokes, a dead stripper joke, and a rape joke

nnnnnnnnext comedian!!!




Apr 7.2015 | 1notes -
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kyleehenke:

SAKURA-CON FIGHT 2015

I FOUGHT THE NERDS BUT THE NERDS FOUGHT BACK




Apr 7.2015 | 2729notes -
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ahaleyscomet:

Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room, and who does she see but motherfucking Aziz Ansari. She makes a solid moment of ‘Dude help me’ eye contact, and Aziz comes over to her - this person he has never met in his life - and he’s like ‘Hey girl! Been so long, what’s up!’ and gets her away from them. He then proceeds to check on her a few times for the rest of the party to make sure the creepers don’t come back.

Tldr, Aziz knows girl code and is an A+ person.




Apr 7.2015 | 232181notes -
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marty-mc:

that’s what I imagined would happen if you choose to sacrifice Hawke in the Fade. I’m sure he can kill a giant spider but will he be able to resist the temptation of a desire demon?




Apr 5.2015 | 10388notes -
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jactatus:

Everyone here knows who the obvious Smash 4 DLC character is




Apr 5.2015 | 97310notes -
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weareparamooooooore:

beggedyoufortherain:

I’m crying

Omg no, it’s too much.




Apr 5.2015 | 305875notes -
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algrenion:

me cooking for myself: this is going great and it’s delicious :)

me cooking for other people: shit shi t i fucked u p i fucke dup and everything is going wrong fuck 




Apr 5.2015 | 99notes -
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