thesquirrelisonfire:

gingersnapwolves:

perfectparamour:

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

Oh my god it got so much better.

Snape takes a shot

A bunch of drunk Slytherin kids giggling in the nursery is more than I could’ve asked for

thesquirrelisonfire:

gingersnapwolves:

perfectparamour:

fastpacedfreefall:

ave-aria:

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

Oh my god it got so much better.

Snape takes a shot

A bunch of drunk Slytherin kids giggling in the nursery is more than I could’ve asked for

xaynmalik:

nue:

i get so uncomfortable when people ask me what im doing on the computer like can u not

findingallah:

findingallah:

Black Americans killed in 2014 by police outnumber the number of people who died on 9/11/2001 but I don’t see our government waging a war on that terror. 

did yall hear me? this is so important. everyone freaks out about “fighting for our freedom in the middle east” but our own goddamn police officers who are supposed to protect us HAVE KILLED MORE BLACK AMERICANS THAN ALL THE AMERICANS KILLED ON 9/11 JUST THIS YEAR! 

WAKE. UP. 

hostsamurai:

omf the fuckboys cried so much about the skimpy mevius protag that SE actually changed his costume to be less revealing holy shit

“mALE PROTAG IN REVEALING COSTUME? HOW CAN I, A STRAIGHT MAN, PLAY THIS GAME WHEN IT WILL OBVIOUSLY TURN ME GAY.”

montypythonandtheholyblog:

the xkit guy’s been mia for a while and if real life isn’t causing him enough stress he’s probably nervous about the thought of coming back after so long away so here’s a link to his donate page

even if we never hear from him again he should be reassured that while he was here he made this hell-hole a lot easier for us to use